{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
{"fact":"When a family cat died in ancient Egypt, family members would mourn by shaving off their eyebrows. They also held elaborate funerals during which they drank wine and beat their breasts. The cat was embalmed with a sculpted wooden mask and the tiny mummy was placed in the family tomb or in a pet cemetery with tiny mummies of mice.","length":331}
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{"slip": { "id": 219, "advice": "Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then."}}
{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
{"fact":"Female cats are polyestrous","length":28}
{"fact":"Like birds, cats have a homing ability that uses its biological clock, the angle of the sun, and the Earth's magnetic field. A cat taken far from its home can return to it. But if a cat's owners move far from its home, the cat can't find them.","length":243}
{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"fact":"Approximately 24 cat skins can make a coat.","length":43}
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