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{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}
{"fact":"All cats have claws, and all except the cheetah sheath them when at rest.","length":73}
{"fact":"At 4 weeks, it is important to play with kittens so that they do not develope a fear of people.","length":95}
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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
{"fact":"The silks created by weavers in Baghdad were inspired by the beautiful and varied colors and markings of cat coats. These fabrics were called 'tabby' by European traders.","length":174}
{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
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